I HATE STUPID CRAZY PEOPLE

I really just can't stand people!! At work we have gotten (i swear to GOD) the dumbest, craziest people EVER this week. We had a lady come in the office the other day with her 2 kids. She asked me if we could write an excuse for her sons school because he had a rash on his stomach and his school wouldn't let him come back to school without a note from a dr. I asked her if she knew that she was in a dental office and she said "yes, the school said a note from any kind of dr was ok". I swear on my children's lives that is true! Then yesterday this crazy frigin guy came in with a long beard asking if we took walk ins, of course we do cause Aspen will take any riff raff that comes into the office from the streets. He was talking and every couple of words he was making this noise, it sounded like Hannibal Lector when he was saying " i ate his liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti", ya know that sucking in noise. I swear to God i thought he was going to grab me, kill me, then cut me up and put me in a refrigerator. He was frigin crazy!!!! I seriously wish that it was legal and acceptable to PUNCH someone in the face! I'm not kidding i just want to punch people sometimes so bad when they are talking to me and they say something stupid i just want to wind up and punch someone right in the face. If i were President...

JUNE 30th GET HERE SOON!

OMG I SAW THE NEW ECLIPSE TRAILER TODAY AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE FRIGIN MOVIE 2 COME OUT!!! I'M WRITING IN ALL CAPS THAT'S HOW EXCITED I AM AND IT'S GOING TO BE IN IMAX!! HELLO ROBERT PATTINSON IN ALL HIS WHITE MAKEUP SPLENDOR I CAN'T WAIT!!! OH DID I SAY THAT ALREADY WELL I CAN'T I AM SUCH A LOSER BUT I REALLY CAN'T WAIT IT'S MY FAVORITE BOOK OF THE 4 AND BY THE LOOKS OF THE NEWEST TRAILER IT'S GOING TO LIVE UP TO MY VERY HIGH EXPECTATIONS!! OF COURSE NOTHING TRUMPS MY LITTLE BABY GIRL THAT'S ARRIVING IN SEPTEMBER BUT I'M PRETTY EXCITED NEVER THE LESS!!! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT IN IMAX, RIGHT CINDY, JULY 1ST AM SHOW?!
SEACREST OUT!

back 2 reality

it's been a week and i miss being away on vacation! i gained like 7 lbs but ave already lost about 4 whatever!! the cruise was AWESOME!!! i loved it i didn't really feel the rocking at all just at night when i was washing my face and brushing my teeth. the movie channel that they had played new moon so i watched it 3 times and also watched couples retreat which was really funny!! i bought a "coach" purse in the bahamas it's awesome i love it and swam with stingrays (de-stung) it was awesome i held one and it felt like a pillow! i would definitely "cruise" again!! oh yeah i also showed the cruise director my boobs :) my sister made me we were playing an adults only game show and the "quest" was to show him your boobs for points to win a frigin NCL tote bag- we didn't win but who cares i'll never see these people again I HAD FUN you only live once right? it was awesome can't wait to do it again!!!
seacrest out!

it's been awhile

WOW i have not written anything in awhile but i've been busy with the kids and hockey and now baseball has started so i'm pretty busy. Countdown to the Cruise t minus 6 days and i'm out of here BITCHES!!! whoa who i can't frigin wait!!! i;m in the middle of bidding on a CHI flat iron in ebay right now i'm at 67.50 with 15 min left, hope i win!! another quick update i'm down 16 lbs on my diet!!! i still have ALOT 2 go but i'm getting there!!! i still look like crap in a bathing suit but hey i could look worse!!! every things pretty good around here and actually can't complain too much!!! well i guess that's all 4 now
HEY TRACEY i i couldn't be happier for you and Russ about the baby GIRL that u are having YEAH A GIRL 2 DRESS UP!!!!!!!!!!
Seacrest OUT

weight loss!

it's been about 3 1/2 weeks and i'm down about 7.5lbs!!! i started to exercise a little well actually i bought the leslie sansone "walk away the pounds" 1-2 mile express from ebay and have been doing that every night 4 the past week and a least twice a day on the weekends it's really easy and good 4 me because i don't exercise and this is very low impact- NO RUNNING cause the only way i'm running is if some one's chasing me with a knife! i feel better, i don't know if it's psychological or if i really am improving a life but idc i feel good and i want to keep losing and feeling better- i can actually go up and down my basement stairs w/o losing my breathe now and that's after just a week of exercise and 3 of eating better- my diet is called "the no crap diet" and i think i'm gonna write a book about it- we'll c- peace out!

Step son

so as my followers know i stupid ass step son got arrested for, of all things he could have, break dancing on a girls floor during a party and messing up the hardwood. REALLY i would have really appreciated something a little more criminal then that. Though i did get to see him in handcuffs which made me all warm and fuzzy inside, only the first of many times i hope!! you see i don't really like him, he's a 19yr old in 2 weeks and is a complete waste of space. he did not graduate from high school, LOSER and then he stole 8k from me and now he's got my last name spread all over the tv and apparently the internet! my nephew told me he's on some website that makes fun of the "stupidest" crimes that people get arrested for, awesome! of course my asshole husband isn't talking to me because i'm so like "of course he ends up in jail, it was only a matter of time", and i'm happy about it the kids a fucking waste of air that someone else could be breathing- yes i know that's his kid and what would u do or say to some one if they said that about my boys- i know i know but this is fun because as usual i'm ALWAYS RIGHT and this was a prediction that i made after the "rehab incident", but i digress i happy he got in trouble, it's ONLY the beginning, mark my words, and my husband can go straight to hell in a hand basket for all i care!- PEACE OUT GO USA!

old friends

so i went to brennan's to see some old friends that i used to work with at tops almost 20 yrs ago- wow how crazy was that - at first i couldn't find them and i had to call cindy (thanks again) to log onto my facebook page to get adam's # because i forgot to write it down- so after all that i found them in a side room- the first person i saw was roy alge- he didn't recognize me iwaved at him and he waved back but only to be nice then i found adam and he came running over yelling "buffamonti" he called over roy and he could nit believe it was me- i used to have HUGE glasses and short hair so no one really recognized me at first- then i saw the hartke girls and that's pretty much where i stayed the 2 hours i was there- how else did i see- jim ericson, mark hagar, all the hartke siblings, tony and jen pelosi, and some other people who faces i remembered but not their names, of well it was fun i got to remenise and old times and how much fun we had working together and how fast time as gone by- that's really i big part of it for me holy crap it's been like 17-18yrs since i have seen most of these people and it seems like 5 yrs ago not almost 20- WFT can't believe how fast time has flown by- i'm old i just need to except that fact- i'm not sure that i want to be 16yrs old again but damn i had some good times with those people and i will never forget it but life goes on and at 11:00 last night it was back to real life!